This looks like one of those photoshopped porn images where they replaced a massive glistening hard-on with food safety stickers except it already was that way #foodsafety #hard-ons
An early Halloween treat from @maniacpumpkins and @thecottoncandymachine in the form of an @alexpardee pumpkin beast! No one survived.
With Comic Con over, my handlers carefully undo my flesh and return it to preservative vats. Until we spelunk again ;) (at New York Comic Con)
FUCK IT. He’s been gone too long. Tomorrow. New York Comic Con. The Spelunker. Find him before it’s too late. #nycc2014 #smutcave #mysteries
Menacing face in the corporate couch cushion nightmare (at La Quinta Inn & Suites Secaucus Meadowlands)