This looks like one of those photoshopped porn images where they replaced a massive glistening hard-on with food safety stickers except it already was that way #foodsafety #hard-ons

This looks like one of those photoshopped porn images where they replaced a massive glistening hard-on with food safety stickers except it already was that way #foodsafety #hard-ons

An early Halloween treat from @maniacpumpkins and @thecottoncandymachine in the form of an @alexpardee pumpkin beast! No one survived.

An early Halloween treat from @maniacpumpkins and @thecottoncandymachine in the form of an @alexpardee pumpkin beast! No one survived.

With Comic Con over, my handlers carefully undo my flesh and return it to preservative vats. Until we spelunk again ;) (at New York Comic Con)

With Comic Con over, my handlers carefully undo my flesh and return it to preservative vats. Until we spelunk again ;) (at New York Comic Con)

Oh! An Emily Youcis! Truly a Smutuous Comic Con for all! (at New York Comic Con)

Oh! An Emily Youcis! Truly a Smutuous Comic Con for all! (at New York Comic Con)

Pale & Grizzled at Comic Con

Pale & Grizzled at Comic Con

FUCK IT. He’s been gone too long. Tomorrow. New York Comic Con. The Spelunker. Find him before it’s too late. #nycc2014 #smutcave #mysteries

FUCK IT. He’s been gone too long. Tomorrow. New York Comic Con. The Spelunker. Find him before it’s too late. #nycc2014 #smutcave #mysteries

COMIC CON: COME for the excitement, LEAVE for the smell!! (at New York Comic Con)

COMIC CON: COME for the excitement, LEAVE for the smell!! (at New York Comic Con)

True champions of Arts and Nerdery are found within these hallowed halls (at New York Comic Con)

True champions of Arts and Nerdery are found within these hallowed halls (at New York Comic Con)

Menacing face in the corporate couch cushion nightmare (at La Quinta Inn & Suites Secaucus Meadowlands)

Menacing face in the corporate couch cushion nightmare (at La Quinta Inn & Suites Secaucus Meadowlands)

Accurate representation of the End Times